Cookie Quote City

Just a bunch of random favorite quotes inserted when heard and felt.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson, from his journal (1843)

"He treats me like I'm half a fag or somethin'" - Sonny Bunz played by Tony Darrow in "Goodfellas", 1990

"Even when I’m getting it regular…" - Mike Rogers

"Not twangy enough. Too contrived. I’m sure they’re very funny if you’re from where they’re from!" - Elvis Costello about Sonic Youth (as told to Cookie 6/18/94)

"I don’t sing, I don’t dance, I don’t like to be around any body who does." - David Letterman

"I’m living on Failure Street, two blocks south of Pathetic." - Jackie played by Laurie Metcalf on "Roseanne"

"Hot line, wanted ad, it’s crazy what you could’ve had" - Michael Stipe (R.E.M.)

"There is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount." - Sir John Cunningham (Graham Chapman of MontyPython)

"The beginning of any movie preview…(in gruff announcer’s voice) ‘In a world of…’" - Janeane Garafalo

"These sick puppies have just got to stop doing the nasty, that’s all." - Bob Hartley (Bob Newhart on SNL’s Ricki Lake Show parody).

"I don’t wanna say anything to encourage anybody, but, uh, who knows? Who knows what people stick in your drinks, or what kinda cigarettes you’re smoking?" - Bob Dylan

"It's been a long night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles!" - The Dude played by Jeff Bridges in "The Big Lebowski"

.: posted by Daniel Cook Johnson 6:27 PM

Monday, May 31, 2004

HOW HOT WAS SHE?

"She was hotter than a two dollar pistol"
- George Jones

"She was so hot that TV Guide had to devote three different covers to her"
- David Poland

"Man that bitch looked soooo good, i'd suck her daddy's dick"
- Richard Pryor