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Just a bunch of random favorite quotes inserted when heard and felt.

Thursday, March 25, 2004

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks

.: posted by Daniel Cook Johnson 10:16 PM

"Enjoy every sandwich" - Warren Zevon (1947-2003)

"Do you want some uh, coffee or tea or sandwiches or ho-hos or pringles or something?" - Althea Leasure played by Courtney Love ("People Vs. Larry Flynt")

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